Easy Lionel

Not so much a recurring character but memorable nonetheless. This unfortunate fellow was captured on camera walking home from some afterparty about 7.30am, evidently fucked out his mind on a cocktail of stimulents and hallucenogenics. A state of drug-induced mortal terror is apparent on his face as he tries to avoid the attention of the workies filming him, stopping briefly to try and open the door of a random car on the street - only to discover that it isn't his, and that he's most likely scaring the shit out of a child in the passenger seat. The lads in reflective jackets obviously took pity on him and saw to it that he was pointed in the right direction so that he might continue his quest for some airwaves chewing gum and a bottle of water.

Due to the greeting he was given on his approach, he has henceforth been known as 'Easy Lionel' and has become synonymous with eccied up jaunts home at unholy hours in the morning - the kind where the world seems uncomfortably aware of the fact you're chewing your face off and walking about in the head-bobbing manner of a pidgeon who has been ruthlessly bummed earlier that night.

"Here big man you takin schweeties or sumhin?"