Fat Pat

Fat Pat is a frequent lady on the "homeless" scene who can be spotted using other folks' spots for her begging. Rumour has it her glass eye will be taken out for a small donation of £1 or she'll get her boobs out for a fiver. Classy.

Fat Pat is not actually called Fat Pat but her real name is unknown. She can usually be spotted sitting on her fat bottom begging for your cash whilst discussing on her mobile for someone to come get keys to her "cooncil hoose" and complaining about how she will manage to pay her bills/rent/etc this month.

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