Michael Jackson

There's little information on this guy, save for the fact that he digs Michael Jackson... like... a lot. So much so that he chooses to spend much of his time wandering the streets of Edinburgh dressed as the King of Pop himself. While there's nothing new about people choosing to devote their time to the famed R&B star, there's something quite life-affirming about the way in which he chooses to casually bust out some of MJs most renowned moves before disappearing into the crowd - presumably to go pick up some dry cleaning or get a sandwich from Markies.